比利時酷老爹的故事屋

話說賣當老叔叔不敢相信G咖天后會慘敗的事實

The words said that sells, when old uncle does not dare to believe G ka day later meets disastrous the fact

他用了她全身的力量擠破了身上的衣裳

He used her whole body's strength to crush on body's upper and lower garments

變成了麥當勞大猛男

Turned MacDonald to be greatly fierce male

召喚了3名三胞胎(同性戀+三角戀)

Has summoned 3 triplets (homosexuality + triangle love)

3位兄弟們各有自己的特長

3 brothers have their special skill respectively

除了會與自己的兄弟談情說愛

Except can talk love with own brothers

還會踢球

Also will play soccer

但是

but

在當時

At that time

沒有人能與老爹一決高下

Nobody can measure strength with the father

在當地有一句俗諺是這麼說的

Had a trite saying in the locality is such says

「愛足球者深愛老爹，不愛足球者更愛老爹」

「loves the soccer deep love father, does not like the soccer loving the father」

可見老爹是多麼的愛大家

Obviously the father is love everybody how

回到前提

Returns to the premise

麥當勞大猛男與3位兄弟一起藥打倒我 但是我並不是省油的燈

MacDonald is greatly fierce male the medicine overthrows me together with 3 brothers But I am not the province oil lamp

地一求

this one

由老爹先發至人的奪下1勝

Sends to the human by the father to seize the next 1 victory first

地2到3局老爹還是輕而易舉的拿下了分數

2 to 3 game of fathers was easy has taken the score

到了最後

To finally

3位哥哥與麥當勞大猛男使出了必殺技『格格不入 方為哥哥出場幹架為優』之招式

3 elder brothers and MacDonald were greatly fierce male put forth must kill the technique 'to be incompatible with Brother Fang Wei to enter the stage do superiorly to' the style

出現了老爹無法控制的快速球

Presented father's fast ball beyond control

所幸

so

地一求打中了老爹的左右手，使雙手不慎消氣！

As soon as asked to hit has hit father's right-hand man, caused both hands to calm down carelessly!

但老爹撐住了這招

But the father has supported this move

也出了我的最後絕招『老佛爺鼻子大法』（由老佛爺傳授）

Also had me finally 絕 the move 'Buddha nose big method' (by the Buddha instruction)

吸乾了體育館內的所有氧氣

In suck dry stadium all oxygen

奮力一擊

As soon as strikes furiously

讓他們頓時婚了過去

Let them marry immediately the past

老爹趁機將求以每小時100km的快速球射出去

The father will seize the chance to strive for to shoot by each hour 100km fast ball

終於老爹贏得了勝利

The father has won the victory finally

終止了這場從希臘到麥當勞叔叔變成大猛男的無聊戰役

Terminated this turned the greatly fierce male bored campaign from Greece to MacDonald uncle

老爹從此退休

The father henceforth retires

回家鄉剪菜去了！！

Returned to the hometown to cut the vegetable to go!!